As Pure as the P(u)resent
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As Pure as the P(u)resent
Face-to-face to a lady! And inside one of the town's finest taverns, to boot? Cheers!
Told her one of his good ones! He did, he did!
The lady's expression shifted slowly! Oh no, oh no!
She got up-and-over-and-away-and-the-other-way-around from her seat! Her feet hit the floor like a stick hitting a drum at every step she took towards the door! How brutish, it was!
She didn't push the door - she banged it open! Kinda like how you'd bang - well, you know.
And... Gone! Gone, she was! And our young hero? All alone now, he was! Bar the fifty or so people in the bar at that time.
Irrelevant! Irrelevant, they were! Until another cute bambina showed up.
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Ale... What are they teaching all these bambine, anyways? Horseback-riding? Pole-vaulting? Wood-pecking? They're all so stiff! No humor! No humor at all! It's as if they took every single other person I've ever met in the ever-flowing effervescence of the Evermore! And turned their dials all the way to zero! My cousins'd get facial deformations from the sheer amount of frown-inducing behavior these porcos are preaching! Unforgivable, e qua!
Well, well! I'll just have to find some bambina that isn't as much of a roughneck as all those beef-buff barbarians that asked me if I wanted to follow them into a shady dark alleyway on my way here! And perhaps those charming maidens will finally be able to clack some cackles to my humor! They will, they will, sì!
It's as they say! "Plenty of fish in the ocean! Plenty of treasure under the soil! Plenty of hair on the head! Plenty of rats in the sewers!" Vero, verìssimo!
I'll just have to pull out the cheese and hunt yet another rat, I guess.
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Luteccio kept all comments to himself as he watched the young lady storm (or, rather, maelstrom) out of the bar.
As soon as she left, he turned back towards the counter and took a sip from his latte.
All he had to do was just hunt for a better game. Something that'd earn more bang for his buck. Kinda like how you'd bang - well, you know.
Told her one of his good ones! He did, he did!
The lady's expression shifted slowly! Oh no, oh no!
She got up-and-over-and-away-and-the-other-way-around from her seat! Her feet hit the floor like a stick hitting a drum at every step she took towards the door! How brutish, it was!
She didn't push the door - she banged it open! Kinda like how you'd bang - well, you know.
And... Gone! Gone, she was! And our young hero? All alone now, he was! Bar the fifty or so people in the bar at that time.
Irrelevant! Irrelevant, they were! Until another cute bambina showed up.
-------
Ale... What are they teaching all these bambine, anyways? Horseback-riding? Pole-vaulting? Wood-pecking? They're all so stiff! No humor! No humor at all! It's as if they took every single other person I've ever met in the ever-flowing effervescence of the Evermore! And turned their dials all the way to zero! My cousins'd get facial deformations from the sheer amount of frown-inducing behavior these porcos are preaching! Unforgivable, e qua!
Well, well! I'll just have to find some bambina that isn't as much of a roughneck as all those beef-buff barbarians that asked me if I wanted to follow them into a shady dark alleyway on my way here! And perhaps those charming maidens will finally be able to clack some cackles to my humor! They will, they will, sì!
It's as they say! "Plenty of fish in the ocean! Plenty of treasure under the soil! Plenty of hair on the head! Plenty of rats in the sewers!" Vero, verìssimo!
I'll just have to pull out the cheese and hunt yet another rat, I guess.
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Luteccio kept all comments to himself as he watched the young lady storm (or, rather, maelstrom) out of the bar.
As soon as she left, he turned back towards the counter and took a sip from his latte.
All he had to do was just hunt for a better game. Something that'd earn more bang for his buck. Kinda like how you'd bang - well, you know.
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