Umore No More!
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Umore No More!
by Octo Wed Feb 03, 2016 5:32 pm
Bene, bene! Now that my colorful charms and constant attention-calling have netted me a crowd, I should tell them one of my good ones!
...Voglio dire, I was expecting something more from a kingdom that, according to its ruler, is... You know. A "cool as Hell. Or, at least, cooler than you." type of kingdom. Dico, at least it should have some good-humored and joke-savvy bambinos around more often. That'd make it so much cooler - sicuro, sì! Haha!
Oh, well. As they say. Two's a couple. Three's a crowd. Four's a gang. Five's an adultery-centered anti-ethical cult sect. Kinda glad we're hitting the "crowd" mark, là.
...Ebbene, ebbene! Can't leave those society-barnacles waiting. I mean, I hate barnacles. But I can't discriminate. I did try eating barnacle soup once. It was tasty. I... Think. Non mi ricordo, non! But it was cool how those barnacles were... Y'know. Dead.
...Vero, vero! No barnacles! They're starfish - starfish, I say!
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Ale, ale, amici! I'm glad you all have good enough taste in order to feel compelled to skedaddle your tiny under-limbs over to my little corner in this huge plaza! Ora, ora, with such a big crowd, I can really send y'all down for a crackin' ride in the ever-muscle-freezing bellows of my beloved Inferno! Now listen, escoltare adesso!
Ale, so this ragazzo comes up to his pal, sì? He asks...
"Hey, mate! How'd you say you're feeling today, color-wise? Perhaps... Blue with sadness? Red with anger? Green with gleam?"
And then, his compagno replies:
"Dunno, bro. I think I'm feeling kinda indigo today."
"Why indigo?"
"Because such questions leave me indig(o)ated."
...Sì, sì! Only the finest for my crowd here, sì!
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Heh. I bet they're processing the joke now - once they crack it down, they'll really start crackin' up! Hehe! He!
...It's... Taking them a long time. Maybe I made the joke too complicated?
...
...Are they... Leaving?
...
...Guess you can't please 'em all, eh? Heh, but that won't chime me down. Presto, the kingdom's very own princess shall take notice of my refined laughter-busting abilities! And she'll comment on how cute, interesting, mentally cunning, and attractive I am! And she'll feel compelled to marry me! And she'll be the one to propose!
...Because I don't want to break her little glass heart, I'll tell her all men, no matter how rudimentary, have a prince inside of them somewhere! And she'll believe it! Gullible as always, principessa!
Man, why can't princesses be cooler? Maybe if their skirts were rocket-powered and they had demon-servants for butlers. O qualcosa.
...Voglio dire, I was expecting something more from a kingdom that, according to its ruler, is... You know. A "cool as Hell. Or, at least, cooler than you." type of kingdom. Dico, at least it should have some good-humored and joke-savvy bambinos around more often. That'd make it so much cooler - sicuro, sì! Haha!
Oh, well. As they say. Two's a couple. Three's a crowd. Four's a gang. Five's an adultery-centered anti-ethical cult sect. Kinda glad we're hitting the "crowd" mark, là.
...Ebbene, ebbene! Can't leave those society-barnacles waiting. I mean, I hate barnacles. But I can't discriminate. I did try eating barnacle soup once. It was tasty. I... Think. Non mi ricordo, non! But it was cool how those barnacles were... Y'know. Dead.
...Vero, vero! No barnacles! They're starfish - starfish, I say!
-------
Ale, ale, amici! I'm glad you all have good enough taste in order to feel compelled to skedaddle your tiny under-limbs over to my little corner in this huge plaza! Ora, ora, with such a big crowd, I can really send y'all down for a crackin' ride in the ever-muscle-freezing bellows of my beloved Inferno! Now listen, escoltare adesso!
Ale, so this ragazzo comes up to his pal, sì? He asks...
"Hey, mate! How'd you say you're feeling today, color-wise? Perhaps... Blue with sadness? Red with anger? Green with gleam?"
And then, his compagno replies:
"Dunno, bro. I think I'm feeling kinda indigo today."
"Why indigo?"
"Because such questions leave me indig(o)ated."
...Sì, sì! Only the finest for my crowd here, sì!
-------
Heh. I bet they're processing the joke now - once they crack it down, they'll really start crackin' up! Hehe! He!
...It's... Taking them a long time. Maybe I made the joke too complicated?
...
...Are they... Leaving?
...
...Guess you can't please 'em all, eh? Heh, but that won't chime me down. Presto, the kingdom's very own princess shall take notice of my refined laughter-busting abilities! And she'll comment on how cute, interesting, mentally cunning, and attractive I am! And she'll feel compelled to marry me! And she'll be the one to propose!
...Because I don't want to break her little glass heart, I'll tell her all men, no matter how rudimentary, have a prince inside of them somewhere! And she'll believe it! Gullible as always, principessa!
Man, why can't princesses be cooler? Maybe if their skirts were rocket-powered and they had demon-servants for butlers. O qualcosa.
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